Gift for Boyfriend

Someone brought a motorcycle to the pizza, and now dinner has a soundtrack. They are revving imaginary RPMs through the mozzarella, calling each slice a lap, and asking if anyone wants to ride pillion to the crust. The worst part is the little stand, so it can pose between courses like a tiny garage trophy while everyone pretends this is normal.

Reassurance for Your Weird Purchase

• It’s not a cry for help, it’s a hobby with cheese.
• Yes, you made engine noises at dinner, and no, that’s not a dealbreaker.
• When the utensils have horsepower, guests respect boundaries.