Back to School

Every desk has a line, and this crosses it in a toasted bun. Watch competent adults lose focus because someone invited a full dress hot dog to handle paperwork. Expect condiment debates, territorial claims, and at least one earnest attempt to bite it. It even comes with 1,000 staples, proof this is not a phase and that the workplace will be discussing lunch etiquette during staff meetings now.

Reassurance for Your Weird Purchase

• It lightens the mood without another motivational poster.
• The teacher lounge needed a new protagonist.
• Everyone staples more carefully when lunch is watching.